I was at the grocery tonight (turns out you actually have to take a shower, get dressed, and DRIVE to the store to get food - who knew?) and I overheard the following between a mom and her nine-ish year old daughter:
Daughter: Can I have strawberry milk? (or something like that, I just heard the plaintive begging tone to a childish voice).
Mom: (absentmindedly) Mmmm Hmmmm.
Daughter activates wheelies in tennis shoes ( how DO they do that? I would so be flat on my rear at the most inconvenient moments) and glides down 4 doors at the dairy cooler. As I pass them on my way to the bread aisle I hear:
Mom: (suddenly focused and authoritative, with just a hint of suspicion) Hunter, did you say Please???
Hunter (with single serve strawberry milk clutched tightly): ::slight pause:: Uh Huh!
Yeah, that's right. Hunter is no dummy.
3 comments:
I have just found your page and now I know I have a cyber sister out there! I use the word 'multitudinous' ALL the time! I have been quite pouty about having snow on MY deck here in Oregon as well. It's the end of APRIL for goodness sake! I would be doubly jealous if my husband were someplace tropical. sigh. So, I've enjoyed your writing so much, I plan to be a regular lurker, er, reader.
Thanks so much for putting yourself out there in scary cyberland. I too once felt such desperation. Oh, and my parents almost named me Julie, so for whatever that's worth....lol
Hey Julie!
I caught up on several of your posts - needed a good giggle tonight and you gave me several! Thanks! :D
Now, we can hope Hunter and his mom aren't ready your blog!
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